Why did the chicken commit suicide?
Answer:To get to the other side.
Four men are digging a hole in the ground and everyday they dig about 15 feet in the ground a day? If only half of the men dig in the hole, how much of the hole will they dig everyday?
Answer: The hole will simply be smaller.
A bird is stuck in a cage, the bird dies. How many birds are there in the cage?
Answer: just because he is dead does not mean he is not there! One.
How many feet are there in a hole that is 3 feet deep and 3 feet wide?
Answer:0 feet, its a hole.
If Mount Everest was not discovered, what would be the tallest mountain?
Answer: Mount Everest, but not discovered.