Why did the chicken commit suicide?

Answer:To get to the other side.

Four men are digging a hole in the ground and everyday they dig about 15 feet in the ground a day? If only half of the men dig in the hole, how much of the hole will they dig everyday?

Answer: The hole will simply be smaller.

A bird is stuck in a cage, the bird dies. How many birds are there in the cage?

Answer: just because he is dead does not mean he is not there! One.

How many feet are there in a hole that is 3 feet deep and 3 feet wide?

Answer:0 feet, its a hole.

If Mount Everest was not discovered, what would be the tallest mountain?

Answer: Mount Everest, but not discovered.